![]() 05/01/2018 at 11:53 • Filed to: Drunk driver, Child endangerment | ![]() | ![]() |
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Drunk driving with an infant!?
*link Kinja’d see comments
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http://cbs4indy.com/2018/05/01/police-drunk-driver-stopped-for-going-116-mph-with-child-in-car/
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![]() 05/01/2018 at 11:57 |
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Look, if you’re drunk you gotta get home fast so you don’t hit anything.
![]() 05/01/2018 at 12:04 |
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Spending twice the time on the road means you’re twice as likely for a collision, right?
![]() 05/01/2018 at 12:08 |
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Could be worse - could have been the infant who was drunk driving. Although I think that actually requires being in Florida to be possible.
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Also, if you drank alcohol, doesn’t mean your’e drunk yet. If you get home before you are drunk, you can avoid drunk driving.
![]() 05/01/2018 at 12:09 |
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Now that’s some gosh darn science.
![]() 05/01/2018 at 12:10 |
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all the infants in Russia drive drunk. It’s not always about Florida
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Russia is the first of two northern experimental exurbs of Florida; the other is part of Alaska. Florida Man’s equivalent in Russia has to wear a tracksuit instead of a wifebeater and cutoffs, and has to drink vodka instead of SoCo or George Dickel.
![]() 05/01/2018 at 12:47 |
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That would explain why the infant wasn’t properly secured in the car seat.
![]() 05/01/2018 at 12:48 |
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I thought it was you had to get home fast so you’d spend less time on the road while drunk and thus, improving the level of safety!